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RESENTFUL, ATHLETIC, IVY LEAGUER, 6’- 175lbs, brown hair, brown eyes seeks the woman who holds the key to his happy future. I hate my high-powered, high-paying job. I am currently obsessed with reducing my body fat to 6% because I think that will make me happy. I am the angriest person you’ll ever meet. I kiss more with my tongue than my lips and I expect that to turn you on. You must be perfect, and of course, there is no such thing.