Unfortunately, it isn’t from
The ongoing war in Iraq
But just a way for Cheney to get
Pat Fitzgerald off of his back.
The charge that Cheney went after Plame
Looks like it will probably stick
So now (cough) is the time (cough, cough)
For the VP to say he’s too sick.
Dick needs to look like a frail senior
Doddering and always in pain
He’ll use his new walking stick so muchWe can soon call him Citizen Cane.
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