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I Know What You Are But Who Am I?:

The only place where Dubya will

Be greeted by friendly faces

Is when he’s making speeches

At our military bases.

At every press conference he holds

He makes sure there’s never a chance

He’ll ever be asked a question

That he hasn’t heard in advance.

When Harriet Miers withdrew

The president couldn’t wait

To avoid White House reporters

And fly down to The Sunshine State.

Now that his administration

Creaks like an old jalopy

Maybe it’s time to call Dubya

A word once feared by his Poppy.

His timid responses have put

Into his manly image a crimp

We’re now long overdue to say

That W stands for “wimp.”

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