CHECK PLEASE!:

I CA’T EAT ANOTHER BITE… I AM COMPLETELY FULL OF MYSELF.  I am a  DWM, cardiologist, 5’11″, 175lbs., reddish brown hair, green eyes.   Hearts:  I break them better than I fix them.  I believe I am God’s gift to humanity and that women are God’s gift to me.  It may appear that I am keenly interested in you, but I’m not.  If you don’t service me to my satisfaction and in short order, you can – and will  – be replaced easily.  I don’t know what I want, but it probably  isn’t you.  What did you say your name was?  Nevermind.  It doesn’t matter.