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BRING YOUR “A” GAME… because I am ready to play some serious ball! SWM, 6’2″, 200 lbs, bats left, hits for power and average, five-tool player, scratch golfer, seeks a woman who can return my serve. I want to score with someone who isn’t afraid to go for the 2 point conversion when the game is on the line and who won’t put me in the penalty box when we disagree. Are you willing to crash the boards? Can you hit in the clutch when there are two outs and the bases are loaded? In the game of love, are you Super Bowl bound? If so, you are for me – just keep your hands off the remote.