People began to really suspect
Something here was definitely wacky
When statements supposedly were said
By two sources each of whom is Iraqi.
These man-on-the-street responses
Were well-thought out but urgent:
This person swore that he would go
After each and every insurgent.
The most revealing aspect that made
These 40-word remarks seem so lame
Is — with the exception of one word —
These comments were exactly the same.
This kind of propaganda takes chutzpah
I proudly stand tall and raise my cup
And toast this imposter’s code name:
Osama bin Making Stuff Up.
