CHECK PLEASE! Are you my mother?:

It’s a boy! 210 lbs., 5 ounces, 75 inches. I like to sleep, eat, whine and play with my toys. I’m looking for a woman who will spoil me by treating me like a king and never challenging any of my opinions that I hold so dear. I get cranky when you don’t do what I want, so be prepared to play my way. I was mom’s favorite, could I be yours, too?

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