I CA’T EAT ANOTHER BITE… I AM COMPLETELY FULL OF MYSELF. I am a DWM, cardiologist, 5’11″, 175lbs., reddish brown hair, green eyes. Hearts: I break them better than I fix them. I believe I am God’s gift to humanity and that women are God’s gift to me. It may appear that I am keenly interested in you, but I’m not. If you don’t service me to my satisfaction and in short order, you can – and will – be replaced easily. I don’t know what I want, but it probably isn’t you. What did you say your name was? Nevermind. It doesn’t matter.
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