EX HIGH SCHOOL JOCK SEEKS NAUGHTY CHEERLEADER: I’m a narcissistic, adolescent, Irish DWM. I like myself, my money, my job, my body, my friends, my beer, my car and chicks with athletic bodies. Big tits are a plus, but a hard ass is a must. I work out obsessively, have no interest in your feelings and no capacity for intimacy of any kind. I’m looking for a smokin’ hot Betty who will baby-sit my son, feed me and my friends, entertain my family, demand nothing of me and re-enact sex scenes from my favorite pornographic films. No possibility of a LTR here. If that sounds good, come to my house and I’ll try you out for the squad.
You might be interested in …
Nick Jonas as Danny and Paul Rudd as Rick in Power Ballad. Photo Credit: David Cleary
Film Review: Power Ballad
FILM REVIEWPOWER BALLADRated R98 MinutesReleased June 5th When you hear a great song on the radio, on someone’s playlist, or at a concert, you may be struck by the poetry of it. Maybe it […]
1923 Craftsman Bungalow at 1125 18th Street. Photo Credit: The Santa Monica Conservancy.
Santa Monica Conservancy Moves to Block Demolition of 1923 Craftsman Bungalow
Following a June 4 commission vote that cleared the Wilshire Montana home for removal, preservationists are seeking a permanent landmark title. Preservation advocates are executing a secondary strategy to protect a 1923 Craftsman bungalow in […]
Double Chin’s delicious pastries. Photo Credit: Instagram.
Pastry Chef Leah Chin-Katz Brings Double Chin Pop-Up Back to Petit Grain Boulangerie
The single-day Santa Monica event features small-batch seasonal confections, inventive crullers, and housemade jams. Pastry chef Leah Chin-Katz, formerly a pastry chef at Republique, will bring her independent brand, Double Chin, back to Petit Grain Boulangerie on Monday, June […]
Bruce David Lion booking photo/LAPD Arrest. Photo Credit: Monterey County Police Department/YouTube/ANG News.
Raisin company heir charged with hate crimes in Pacific Palisades rabbi threats
Bruce Alfred Lion faces over nine years in prison for allegedly shouting antisemitic death threats during a Shabbat service. Aggravated hate crime charges have been leveled against a prominent California agriculture heir accused of shouting […]
Sierra Club Joins Coalition to Convert Santa Monica Airport Into Great Park
Environmental group backs Measure LC-compliant plan for 192-acre public park following the airport’s scheduled 2028 closure The Sierra Club has joined the Santa Monica Great Park Coalition to push for the conversion of Santa Monica […]
Caltrans workers on the 405. Photo Credit: Facebook/Caltrans District 7.
Overnight 405 freeway Lane reductions to hit Sepulveda Pass next week
Caltrans will implement closures starting Monday night for a pavement rehabilitation project, with a temporary pause for World Cup traffic. Commuters traveling through the Sepulveda Pass next week should prepare for overnight delays as transportation […]
Michelin Guide 2026: Seline Awarded a Michelin Star and Four More L.A. Restaurants Win Michelin Distinctions
New restaurants earn Michelin distinctions in Melrose Hill, Sawtelle, and Beverlywood. By Dolores Quintana The Michelin Guide announced its restaurant...
Read more
Sierra Club Joins Coalition to Convert Santa Monica Airport Into Great Park
Environmental group backs Measure LC-compliant plan for 192-acre public park following the airport’s scheduled 2028 closure The Sierra Club has...
Read more
