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Bell bottoms may come and go, but Mr. Blackwell is here to stay. So it’s with a giggle and a wink that the Mirror presents Mr. Blackwell’s 47th Annual Worst-Dressed Women List for 2006, followed by the best-dressed women of the year.

10. Meryl Streep: From Streep you could weep! Her Beauty-of-a-Career cannot be denied – but that Beast-of-a-Wardrobe is pure Mother of the Bride.

9. Sandra Oh: Oh, Sandra! Drowning in beads, bangles and prehistoric bows, she’s layered lunacy – from toes to nose!

8. Tori Spelling: All chills and no thrills – guess Tori’s “Down and Out in Beverly Hills!” She’s definitely under fashion duress – positive proof that More is really Less!

7. Sharon Stone: It’s clear Sharon’s misplaced her fashion gift – she looks like an over-the-hill Cruella De Ville – after a seismic shift!

6. Paula Abdul: Wrapped in floral fiascos that grow moldier by the hour…she’s a lumpy stem…on a bumpy flower. A fallen fashion “Idol”!

5. Mariah Carey: Mariah “The Fashion Pariah” has finally found her stylistic niche…let’s crown her the Queen of Catastrophic Kitsch!

4. Christina Aguilera: La Diva Christina is a dazzling singer…but she puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer! – all crass, no class!

3. Lindsay Lohan: Tragically trapped in fashion’s fast lane…looks like Lindsay’s ready to remake “Baby Jane.” From adorable to deplorable.

2. Camilla Parker-Bowles: The Duchess of Dowdy Strikes Again! In feathered hats that were once the rage…she resembles a petrified parakeet – from the Jurassic Age…A royal wreck!


1. Britney Spears/Paris Hilton: Two peas in an over-exposed pod! Style-free and fashion deprived…ladies and gentlemen, the “SCREAMGIRLS” have arrived!

Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2006:

Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Helen Mirren, Barbra Streisand, Beyonce, Nancy Pelosi, Princess Charlotte of Monaco, Heidi Klum, Katie Holmes and Marcia Cross.

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