MY EX-WIFE TOOK ME TO THE CLEANERS. I am tall, dark and handsome but don’t get any ideas about spending the rest of your life with me. I’d like to meet a really cool, nice woman to hang out with, but I’m not sure any exist. I’ll take you out and we might have a great time. We might even date for a long time, but don’t expect me to tell you that I love you because that has gotten me into too much trouble. I will only introduce you as “my friend” because I don’t ever use the “G” word. Or the “M” word… I’m just not the marrying type. I figured that out when I got my divorce. See you around.
You might be interested in …
Dragon Alley Coffee, the newest coffee shop in Santa Monica, opens. Photo Credit: Instagram.
Dragon Alley Coffee opens flagship shop in Downtown Santa Monica on June 17
Founder Richard Chand will host a public ribbon-cutting ceremony featuring complimentary coffee, food, and live entertainment. Downtown business leaders and a local entrepreneur will gather Wednesday morning to celebrate the grand opening of Dragon Alley […]
Framing Begins on Beachfront Home. Photo Credit: Facebook/Malibu.
City of Malibu issues new rebuild permits as Palisades Fire recovery reaches new milestones
The first beachfront home affected by the devastating 2025 wildfire is nearing the completion of its framing stage on Carbon Beach. Malibu families trying to rebuild after the Palisades Fire got a little closer to […]
Venice Community Housing
This Venice Housing Project Has Been Fought Off for Years. Will a New Court Win Pave the Way for its Development?
Court ruling removes a key obstacle as city leaders face renewed pressure to advance the Venice Dell affordable housing development. By Zach Armstrong The Venice Dell affordable housing project, a development that would provide 120 units […]
Instagram: @gottsroadside
Gott’s Roadside Sets Opening Date for Santa Monica Location
Gott’s Roadside serves a menu of burgers, sandwiches, salads, tacos, organic shakes and other items, along with a selection of California wines and craft beers. Gott’s Roadside has set a fall 2026 opening date for […]
The Bluffs of Santa Monica Beach. Photo Credit: Facebook/City of Santa Monica
SM.a.r.t Column: The Dual Process, Part Three: The Line the Sea Is Moving Toward
The Part One article showed Santa Monica’s permitting delay as self-inflicted; Part Two, that the bill has shed its exemptions, leading some to think Coastal Commission considers dropping its opposition. So our worries on AB […]
Where great minds grow at The Willows Community School (Video)
The Willows, a DK-8 co-educational school, enrolls 470 students from 51+ zip codes annually. As a balanced, progressive educational leader, experiential learning, technology, and arts are integrated into cutting-edge curriculum. We believe each child brings our community […]
Santa Monica State of City Event to Feature Performances and Updates on the Realignment Plan
Mayor Torosis will deliver the address, outlining accomplishments from the past year and discussing priorities for 2027. Santa Monica will...
Read more
SM.a.r.t Column: The Dual Process, Part Three: The Line the Sea Is Moving Toward
The Part One article showed Santa Monica’s permitting delay as self-inflicted; Part Two, that the bill has shed its exemptions,...
Read more
