Mark Felt is just so greedy
Unlike the president’s men
(Chuck Colson’s Watergate book
I think was called “Born Again.”)
Mark Felt just cares about cash
He’s in a glass house throwing stones
(The “Born Again” motion picture
Had Colson played by Dean Jones.)
Mark Felt wants his 15 minutes
He’s no hero, he’s just a shill
(Gordon Liddy’s Watergate book
I’m pretty sure was called “Will.”)
Mark Felt has already had
A bunch of publisher queries
(Robert Conrad was the star
Of the Liddy miniseries.)
Mark Felt’s an opportunist
What a pathetic fate
(Nixon lawyer Leonard GarmentWrote two books on Watergate.)
