By Private Keepout/Assembled Press Citing numerous cases of homeless panhandlers being rude and even aggressively obnoxious with the public, the City of Santa Monica is hoping to enforce a new code that compels any appeals […]

By Ock Kewpannt/Assembled Press Snagglepuss, the beloved Hanna-Barbera cartoon character, performed for nearly two hours in a free show on the Promenade intended to allay public anxieties over shootings of mountain lions at the Promenade […]

By Phil D Basket/Assembled Press Looking for long-term programming that might keep the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium open and financially solvent, the City has struck a deal with the producers of the sexually-oriented puppet show […]

By Primal Rawhide/Staff Gossiper Three weeks after Congress and state legislators enacted the Twenty-Eight Amendment to the United States Constitution, law enforcement officials reported this week they were forced to shut down the first-ever Coke […]

By Stu Pidd/Assembled Press Insisting that a later search of her car and purse would “probably turn up something illegal,” Santa Monica police arrested alleged actress Lindsay Lohan just on general principles last Friday afternoon […]

By Loo King Good/Assembled Press Apple, manufacturer of the popular iPhone and other personal electronics, has purchased the closed Albertson’s store building on Wilshire Boulevard in Santa Monica. Apple spokesman said they were not at […]

The National Organization for Women’ Santa Monica chapter has won its battle to host a counter “Today” show morning broadcast to mitigate the damage done by a recent “Today” show featuring Kathy Lee and Hoda […]

By Stu Pidd/Assembled Press Santa Monica’s 2014 LA Marathon finish line will be “entertainment enhanced” according to executives from Nickelodeon children’s television, sponsors of the finish line next year.  Plans call for each runner finishing […]

By Woz Upp/Assembled Press Santa Monica Big Blue Bus authorities have announced that in order to deal with recent spikes in passenger numbers they will begin utilizing Big Blue Trailers, a trailer with seats pulled […]